JOKES

• Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken," please...
   
• Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
   
• L.A Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken, and we'll find out.
   
• Robert De Niro: Are you telling me the chicken crossed that road? Is that what you're telling me?
   
• Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
   
• Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. 
   
• Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
   
• Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
   
• Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
   
• Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
   
• Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it's true?
   
• Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. How do you feel about your mother?
   
• Bill Gates: We have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads but will lay eggs (only in the proprietary brown_ms.egg format), file your important documents, and balance your chequebook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
   
• The CIA: Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no chicken. Please step into the car, sir.
   
• Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken.
   

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