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The Best Man
At a wedding reception, a storming fight breaks out. Pretty soon, everyone is joining in and wrecking the reception room and generally beating the daylights out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.
The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting,
"Silence in court!"
The courtroom goes silent and Bill, the best man, stands up and exaplains,
“Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should tell you what happened.”
The judge agrees and asks Bill to take the stand. Bill begins his explanation by telling the court that in the tradition of the family, it is the best man who gets the first dance with the bride.
The judge says, "Okay."
"Well," said Bill, "after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden, the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right up her backside."
Shocked, the judge instantly responded, "That must have hurt!"
"Hurt?' Bill replies. "He broke three of my fingers!"
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