JOKES

John was a clerk in a small pharmacy but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.
Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last

Just then, a man came in coughing and he asked John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might, John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning, he sold the man a box of laxatives and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.

Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired.

"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup. I substituted laxatives and told him to take it all at once," John explained.

"What? They won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily.

"Sure they will," John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post.

"Just look at him. He's afraid to cough!"
 

JOKE: Take No Prisoners

JOKE: BP Irony