One person playing a guitar is impressive enough especially if that person is able to sing as well. Now take a hit song like "Somebody That I Use To Know" and including all the different musical elements of the song, grab one guitar and five...
The CEO stops by to use your computer because his electricity's been turned off again. Merrill Lynch just downgraded the stock from "Sell" to "Tax Write-Off." Your profits? 404 -- Not Found Prospectus states: "YOU MIGHT ALREADY BE A STOCKHOLDER!" Their big idea: eHaircuts Their Lead Programmer is reasonably attractive & has 20/20 vision.
IPO consists of 12 shares and a free CD and is underwritten by MC Hammer.
At a shareholder meeting you're asked to wear a mouse pad as a name tag.
Good: Team of young, enthusiastic go-getters; Bad: IPO's financial goal was $57.45 to "repay CEO's mum."