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Lexus Hybrid 2+2 Sport Coupe

“The concept we’re showing here in Detroit continues the Lexus design revolution started with the CT and GS,” said Mark Templin, Lexus group vice president and general manager. “The concept hybrid 2+2 liberates the idea of a sport coupe and pushes the...

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Joke: Round Like a Shot

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Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told there was no one in the area to help. The policeman said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up.

A minute later I rang again.

"'Hello", I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them."

Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them." To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available".


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