Just because you need a pick-me-up and inspiration to vent creatively. You'll get the hang of these as you ready through them. Some are quite revealing but all provide a chuckle.
Dear Dictionary.com,
Thank you for telling me that a hypochondriac is a person who suffers from hypochondria.
Sincerely, never would have guessed.
Dear America,
You'd still have cool accents if you didn't throw all that tea in the sea.
Sincerely, Britain.
Dear people that say paper beats rock,
*PUNCH
Sincerely, sorry I thought paper would protect you.
Dear smoking mother,
Did you even ask your baby if he wanted that cigarette when you got in the car?
Sincerely, you call that parenting?
Dear Parents I Nanny For,
I now understand why all the others quit.
Sincerely, the 6th nanny in four months,
Dear Newspaper,
Do you even think before you write the headlines for your articles?
Sincerely, "Weiner feels the squeeze."
Dear sleeping pills,
Why did you list one of the side effects to be drowsiness?
Sincerely, isn't that the point?
Dear Twilight fan,
I sincerely wish you that your wildest dream comes true and you meet a real vampire under a romantic moon in an isolated location. I really do.
Sincerely, natural selection.
Dear world,
Please realise that standing up for gay rights does not automatically make me gay.
Sincerely, straight girl who wants the world to be more accepting.
Dear man blow drying his private parts in the gym locker room,
Please stop.
Sincerely, who does that?!
Dear dermatologist,
The fact that you have acne is quite ironic.
Sincerely, unconvinced patient.
Dear hit and run driver,
Please park farther than just around the corner from the occupied car you just ran into.
Sincerely, I'm parked directly behind you now and the police will be here shortly.
Dear parent who just embarrassed me in front of the hottest kid in school,
Just wait until you have your boss over....
Sincerely, "...mom, the dog just peed all over your thongs."
Dear brain,
Please think of better words than "dog," "mad" and "sex" when I play Scrabble.
Sincerely, frustrated.
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