LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (20 May 2012): 'DO' BETTER THAN YOU 'TALK'. - Jeff Doyle
JOKES
JOKE: Bus Mishap
Pat and Mick had a great night out, spent all their money and missed the last bus home.
No money for a taxi, so they set out to walk home.Along the road, they came to the by now dark bus depot.
"Hey Mick", says Pat, "I think we could take a bus and drive all the way home. Look, you stay and keep watch and I'll go and get a bus". Pat was in the depot for ages and Mick called in, "Pat, for God's sake man, why are ye taking so long."
Mick called back, "I can't find a number 19".
"For heaven's sake, man", replied Pat, "Just bring a number 14 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest".